01 Disember 2008

Wife vs Girlfriend




Some people say:

Wife is a HARIMAU (Tiger)...............
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU

And some say:

Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.

Last but not least.......

TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......
Once get it, finished LAH!

So better choose TV lah...

5 ulasan:

  1. hahahahahaha!

    mane la dpt mende ni!

    :))

    BalasPadam
  2. nice story..
    tp mcm pernah baca n dgr la cite ni..=)

    BalasPadam
  3. hahahaha!!!! sape kate kalo girlfriend hari hari mau??!!!! hari hari mau pun bukan bleyh dapat.. opppppssstttt!!!! kalo bini la hari hari mau!!!!!!! kakakakaka!!!!!~ akta lucah tol ecah nih.. errkkk..

    BalasPadam
  4. nice 1.. gimme more!! wakakkakaka

    BalasPadam